Grandma would slap the shit out of me for that one
But you know what? granny is almost dead
And im almost full of regret
Grandma didn’t think a woman could be president
In the height of my indoctrination
So I didn’t as much as I should
And know we know
Mike Obama is our vote
Don’t hold it against
Lest its held against y’all
Money and slavery I care not
But Once they take my pint
I will riot
And not like someone off
Some dead obscure poet
He started as a tactician
A military strategist turns poet turns against
The invaders of our govt
The civil war of the CIA
The beats I make for the winning side
Which potter and Skywalker
Always taught was good
Good rides slide
And bad ones go bye bye
But what if the shooter was in a blackrock commercial?
How groomed can a boy get
If my Lower jaw and speech impediment never got fixed
They’d harvest me to the same predicament
To be frank poets are ready to die
More so than the best soldiers
We provide so much gold
To both sides of the alphabet agencies
But god please give me something
That’s worth it
The themes now a book of poetry
Before I get cozy and wed
Some easily excitable amish from Pen
Most men choose the sword
As that’s our more natural prose
I wanted to save my back
So I chose the pen like a pussy in the dark out back
And we know
From groundbreaking peer reviewed life experience
Not all pussy is equal
So let the legislation run
Lets obscure the truth
My body my choice in bed with us ready to die for the 1st amendment
And that’s what separates us from the soulless drones
That don’t know
And would prefer to never choose
A hill to die on
And if grandma heard all this
She’d understand only the tone
So let me play some nice major 7 chords
And mumble it in a nice one
Granny’ll nod and turn her head
When I say God Bless the world we live in
God bless the nuns in the back of the club
There’s no other reason I’d be here on a night that isn’t funk night
And since I got your attention
Shoutout to that fed in the steam room
10 miles from base
Trying to sell me a berretta on the down low from the trunk of his car
At the YMCA
But grandma would slap the shit outa me
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I’m out of time Its a procrastinating line
I’m done with this its time to pay a bunch of money to the government for the paperwork
Just for the potential and a promising one to double my income this year
And to get the jeep and to get the studio by the beach
It’s not poetic if it didn’t start as a dream
And since when did dreams rhyme?
Theyre more soup like
Which was my main emotion when I stop pitying
The world for falling for every trap and blunder the razor eyes can’t skip
But hey I want to say something that grandma wouldn’t slap the shit out of me for
That’s my goal and although it can’t be achieved right now
I still hope that God blesses all of us until we die